Fall Ball in Austin turned into a crime scene as the Texas Longhorns pitching staff executed a flawless heist of Texas Tech’s offensive dreams. Tuesday’s scrimmage felt less like baseball and more like a bank robbery with slick curves, pinpoint fastballs, and not a single baserunner daring to whisper their presence. Texas Tech’s bats were…

In what can only be described as the sporting world’s most lukewarm showdown, the Texas Longhorns and Texas Tech Red Raiders slugged their way through 12 innings of exhibition baseball this Saturday. Fans arrived at the ballpark sporting hopeful expressions—only to discover that by the final out, nobody really cared who won. The Longhorns, wielding…

In a move that has stunned the state of Texas and confused the athletic department, the Longhorns baseball squad has audaciously decided to become the prime source of excitement this weekend—because apparently someone forgot to give the football team a map. While the gridiron warriors embark on their annual “endless highway tour,” slowly learning the…