In a breathtaking display of gridiron overkill, Notre Dame trudged to a pedestrian 2-2 record by absolutely eviscerating Arkansas—and then immediately celebrated by obsessively crunching the body-count of yardage like accountants on Red Bull. First up, the Irish piled up more rushing yards than a squirrel stockpiling acorns, punishing the Razorbacks’ front seven so thoroughly…

In a stunning display of organized chaos masquerading as sport, Notre Dame’s Fighting Irish decided to actually play football on Saturday—much to the shock of Arkansas, which apparently thought it was attending a social gathering. Quarterbacks exchanged high-fives with defenders, who were so baffled by the lack of trick plays that they simply stood there,…